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    Mysteriously absent again: Is Princess Catherine okay? Here's what we know!

    No doubt kidnapped by aliens from Uranus....
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    Holiday destination's recent health alert prompts warning from Aussie government

    I have once been to Bali and that was in 1981. It was quite evident back then that the Javanese criminal element was putting its feelers out. I have no doubt that the practice of adulterating alcoholic drinks with methanol has criminal connections anywhere in Asia. In June this year, over 36...
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    A tale of misfortune: Police captures fraudster claiming to be a spiritual expert

    How anyone is so gullible to pay some fraud money to dream up your "future" is amazing! May as well ask the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny or your local priest. All myths!
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    Holiday destination's recent health alert prompts warning from Aussie government

    Consumption of 50 mL to 100 mL of pure methanol can result in death. It is most likely that methanol was added to an existing ethanol containing spirit. Say, if the spirit was cut by 20% with methanol and a typical nip is 30 mL, this means that there is 6 mL per "drink". So to ingest a...
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    Authorities spot 'deadly', banned items on store shelves across one state

    I was disappointed with this article. I was thinking that Kmart were reintroducing the sale of .22 calibre rifles! Damn!
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    'Absolute madness': Can this city-wide speed limit proposal slow locals down?

    In the ten years from 2013 to 2022, a total of 204 people were killed in Australia where the vehicle was travelling at 40 kmh or less. Sounds like a REALLY smart idea. An idea without merit.
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    'Absolute madness': Can this city-wide speed limit proposal slow locals down?

    A quick calculation means the distance travelled in 90 seconds at 50 kmh is 1.25 kms. At 30 kmh per hour, it drops to 0.75 kms. What "city" are you speaking of? Bourke? Cloncurry? Horsham? :ROFLMAO:
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    Riddle What's this image saying?

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    Joke Corny Puns:

    26. My friends and I have named our band ‘Bidet’. We were just shit.
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    Joke still in full stock

    Yes! How would they scan it?
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    Is Bunnings secretly spying on you? Facial recognition scandal exposes privacy breach!

    Actually, Bunnings is a part of the Wesfarmers decrepit monolith, renowned for underpaying staff at their numerous subsidiaries. Never have been or is a part of Woolworths.
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    Is Bunnings secretly spying on you? Facial recognition scandal exposes privacy breach!

    I call this out as absolute bullshit. Did they arrive at this figure using a random number generator or pull it out of their arse? The shutter speed of most store security cameras run at 0.001 of a second in the brightest of environments, dropping to 0.033 of a second for dimly lit situations...
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    At what age should you really stop drinking beer to prevent Alzheimer's? A Dementia Expert Breaks It Down!

    So Dr Richard Restak says to stop drinking at age 65 otherwise dementia will get you. How is 64 years and 364 days any different from 65 years and 1 day? I would daresay that any neurological damage happened YEARS before reaching the age of 65 in moderate to heavy drinkers.
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    Unveiled Secret to Longevity? 110-Year-Old Woman Swears by Daily Dose of This Aussie Beer!

    I strongly suggest that Bridget Grocke sends Dr Richard Restak a strongly worded email stating that he doesn't know what he is talking about, with photograph evidence.
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    Shocking Discovery at Salvation Army Store Exposes Troubling Issue Affecting Millions of Australians

    I picked up a 600mL carton of chocolate milk years ago in Woolworths, only to find it empty. Disgusting pigs! :ROFLMAO: Did I post it on TikTok? Of course not, it wasn't in existence in the 1980s!
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    You won't believe it! UK High Court declares man's last will on food boxes legally valid!

    Does it matter if a will is written on gold embossed 180 gsm parchment or used toilet paper? As long as it meets all the legal requirements of a will, it is a valid document.
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    Are you risking your life unknowingly? See the shocking footage of a fisherman in crocodile-infested waters that's causing uproar!

    Is this fisherman out of his mind? His dangerous act has everyone furious. How many people are furious? Two, maybe three. Meanwhile, I'm laughing!
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    Music world mourns loss of influential musician (58) and legendary drummer (76)

    That was one convoluted article! So who actually died? 🤷‍♂️
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