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Great Weight While waiting at a bus stop for a bus, a woman stepped onto a weight machine that told your fortune and weight for a quarter. She put a quarter in, and out came a card that read: “Your age is 32, You weigh 135 lbs, and you play the fiddle.” She found the fortune amusing, since...

Having fun in Pisa..... next time I’m taking the photos darling ( I’m on the Rhs,hahahehe.

Heading back in to Bermagui Harbour from Montague Island having a great day out.

👵 Two Little Old ladies 👵 Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.🌹🌻🌺🌼🌸 The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and...

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father..' The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.' The priest...

This guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there’s a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table. He’s been sneakily checking her out ever since he arrived, but doesn’t have the courage to start talking to her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket...

Buy a truck with a 75mm lift that stuffs them right up hehe

Keeping the home fire burning.

Our Kelpies sharing a daggie moment

Beautiful Pambula River Mouth

Bindi is always getting under my feet

Hi I’m Mark , Being a new member, looking forward to making new contacts here