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Who Needs Revenge if We’ve Got Faries?​

A married couple in their 60's are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish.
"I want to travel round the world with my darling husband" says wife, two tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand.
Husband says:"Sorry but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
Fairy waves wand and husband becomes 92 ..
Moral of story - men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female!!!
 
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I released a fairy caught in a rabbit trap.
I was granted one wish,
and ended up with a NINE INCH PIANIST.
Female fairies, just can't trust em 😼
 
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Awesome 🤣🤣🤣
 
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Da Freddo said:
I released a fairy caught in a rabbit trap.
I was granted one wish,
and ended up with a NINE INCH PIANIST.
Female fairies, just can't trust em 😼
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Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
 
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