[Ivory]

Who Needs Revenge if We’ve Got Faries?​

A married couple in their 60's are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish.
"I want to travel round the world with my darling husband" says wife, two tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand.
Husband says:"Sorry but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
Fairy waves wand and husband becomes 92 ..
Moral of story - men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female!!!

 

[Da Freddo]

I released a fairy caught in a rabbit trap.
I was granted one wish,
and ended up with a NINE INCH PIANIST.
Female fairies, just can't trust em

 

[mickthesnip]

Awesome

 

[Littleboy8]

Awesome

sure is

 

[Ivory]

I released a fairy caught in a rabbit trap.
I was granted one wish,
and ended up with a NINE INCH PIANIST.
Female fairies, just can't trust em

Brilliant