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Ivory

Ivory

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My Autobiography Part 1​

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The book thats helped me the most in life .......
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Dennis R's Morning Joke. A politician came to a small rural Irish village just before an impending election, he asks the village spokesperson what their needs are, we have two basic needs sir, firstly we have a fine hospital but no doctor, on hearing this the politician gets out his mobile phone and speaks into it for a few minutes, then says that is no problem there will be one here in the morning, he then asks what the second problem was, well sir we need cellphone reception, there's absolutely no cover in the village. ( And that's another politicians promise down the drain)
 
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Ivory said:
Does it provide information on development and maintenance? 😳😳😳
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Probably not, but they make raincoats in all sizes!
 
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Sad when coarse language and forms of blasphemy are considered humour.
 
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Sad when coarse language and forms of blasphemy are considered humour.
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I was waiting for a reply like this, Aussies have a wicked sense of humour .
 
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Dennis said:
Dennis R's Morning Joke. A politician came to a small rural Irish village just before an impending election, he asks the village spokesperson what their needs are, we have two basic needs sir, firstly we have a fine hospital but no doctor, on hearing this the politician gets out his mobile phone and speaks into it for a few minutes, then says that is no problem there will be one here in the morning, he then asks what the second problem was, well sir we need cellphone reception, there's absolutely no cover in the village. ( And that's another politicians promise down the drain)
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Very good one, Dennis!
 
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Apparently not all. But I feel I should be able to express my thoughts.
 
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Apparently not all. But I feel I should be able to express my thoughts.
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Never said otherwise. That’s what the Forum is all about .
 
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Sad when coarse language and forms of blasphemy are considered humour.
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In part i can agree and it is not my usual. However, it’s a very accurate representation of my life. I never set out to cause offence 😀
 
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