A woman gets on a bus and the bus driver exclaims 'that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!'

Michelle Engbino · 2025-10-03T13:00:00+1000

A woman gets on a bus and the bus driver exclaims 'that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!'

Angry as she’s ever been, she storms to the back of the bus and sits next to a man who is reading the newspaper.

He noticed the woman was visibly upset and asks her what’s wrong.

She says, 'That bus driver just insulted me and my family!'

So the man says, 'Well that’s just terrible! You go up there and give him a piece of your mind. Go ahead! I’ll hold your monkey for you.'

Joke credit: Reddit.

Littleboy8 · 2025-10-03T13:30:48+1000

omg that’s so funny

SirExton · 2025-10-03T17:34:58+1000

Was that Jane Goodall, by any chance?

Dennis · 2025-10-03T17:45:39+1000

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke, A very pretty Speech therapist was getting nowhere with her stammers action group, she had tried every technique in the books, fin but the stammers and stutters still carried on, finally Toatley exasperated, she said if any of you can tell me where you were born without stuttering I will have wild and passionate sex with you until water comes out of your eyes, the English man stud up and said B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B, that's no use Trevor, said the therapist who is next?, the Scottish man waved his hand and Blurted out G-G-G-G-G-G-G lasgow, that's no better Hamish, now how about you Paddy? the Irishman took a great breath counted to five, and eventually said London, brilliant Paddy said the therapist and set about keeping her promise, about 15 minutes later at having exceptionally steamy sex the couple paused for breath and Paddy said-D-D-D-D-D-D-D- erry

Wandiwa · 2025-10-03T18:08:35+1000

The baby was so ugly that when it was born, they slapped the mother!

Ivory · 2025-10-03T18:21:09+1000

Dennis said:
Dennis R's Afternoon Joke, A very pretty Speech therapist was getting nowhere with her stammers action group, she had tried every technique in the books, fin but the stammers and stutters still carried on, finally Toatley exasperated, she said if any of you can tell me where you were born without stuttering I will have wild and passionate sex with you until water comes out of your eyes, the English man stud up and said B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B, that's no use Trevor, said the therapist who is next?, the Scottish man waved his hand and Blurted out G-G-G-G-G-G-G lasgow, that's no better Hamish, now how about you Paddy? the Irishman took a great breath counted to five, and eventually said London, brilliant Paddy said the therapist and set about keeping her promise, about 15 minutes later at having exceptionally steamy sex the couple paused for breath and Paddy said-D-D-D-D-D-D-D- erry

This is brilliant

Ivory · 2025-10-03T18:22:51+1000

Wandiwa said:
The baby was so ugly that when it was born, they slapped the mother!

If it were a fish they would have thrown it back

Veggiepatch · 2025-10-03T20:01:35+1000

I saw such children on a daily basis on Melbourne's buses.

Parrot · 2025-10-03T22:20:19+1000

Good one

Luckyus · 2025-10-03T23:18:48+1000

Veggiepatch said:
I saw such children on a daily basis on Melbourne's buses.

Little bastards are everywhere?

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