Joke - Dreams

Mister Data · Sunday at 8:01 AM

Dreams

I had a very boring dream last night. I slept right through it!

Dennis · Wednesday at 7:38 AM

Dennis R's Morning Joke. I wish I could type faster with these longer jokes.

Back in the woods a redneck's wife was expecting a baby, she went into labour in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to help with the delivery, as there was no electricity in the house the Docter gives a lantern to the father to be and said hold this high so I can see what I am doing,, soon a baby was born and a little girl was born into the world, Whoa there, do not be in a rush to lower the lantern I think there is another yet to come cried the doctor, soon enough a little boy was born the father went to put the lantern down but the doctor said I think there is another to come and behold another girl was born. The redneck scratched his head and turned to the doctor and said do you think the light is attracting them.

SirExton · Wednesday at 8:49 AM

Shur does, as every baby has cherub wings! Until society moulds it, and checks it out for disease. Moulding it into the world, we have to conforme too! The babies innocence, is lost forever! But there is hope, Jesus Christ will take even abortted babies, into his arms and into Eternity with him. Amen! & Amen!

Reet · Wednesday at 4:10 PM

Dennis said:
Dennis R's Morning Joke. I wish I could type faster with these longer jokes.

Back in the woods a redneck's wife was expecting a baby, she went into labour in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to help with the delivery, as there was no electricity in the house the Docter gives a lantern to the father to be and said hold this high so I can see what I am doing,, soon a baby was born and a little girl was born into the world, Whoa there, do not be in a rush to lower the lantern I think there is another yet to come cried the doctor, soon enough a little boy was born the father went to put the lantern down but the doctor said I think there is another to come and behold another girl was born. The redneck scratched his head and turned to the doctor and said do you think the light is attracting them.

Good one, Dennis!

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