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Luckyus

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• Thursday at 7:09 PM

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Gift Ideas​

The wife was struggling for gift ideas & asked me,
“What do you get for the person who has everything?”
Apparently antibiotics, was not a helpful answer.

 

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Dennis R's Morning Joke. Docter Docter I have a hoarse throat. The resemblance doesn't end there either.

 

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Bill MacL

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For the person who has everything: Perhaps a plot at the cemetery then?

 

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Bill MacL said:

For the person who has everything: Perhaps a plot at the cemetery then?

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I was going to say "cremation"

 

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Cat died went to heaven GOD MEET THE CAT AT PEARLY GATES AND SAIDYOU HAVE BEEN A GOOD CAT ALL YOUR LIFE SO NOW YOU CAN HAVE WHAT EVER YOU WANT JUST. ASK AND ALL WILL BEYOURS , THE CAT THOUGHT A MINUTE AND SAID ,ALL MY LIFE I LIVED ON A FARM AND SLEPT ON HARD WOODEN FLOOR I WANT TO HAVE A BIG SOFT FLUFFY CUSHION TO SLEEPON, DONE SAID GOD AND A CUSHION APPEARED, NEXT DAY 12 MICED DIED IN ACCIDENT ALL CAME TO PEARLY GATES TOGETHER GOD MADE THE SAME OFFERH HE MADE TO CAT THE MICE SAID WE HAVE BEEN RUNNING AWAY FROM CATS AND DOGS IF WE HAD TINY ROLLER SKATES IT WOULDBE EASIER, GOD SAID DON ALL THE LITTLE MICE HAD LITTLE SKATES ONE WEEK LATER GOD DECIDED TO ASK THE CAT. HOW ARE THINGS IS EVERYTHING GOOD THE. CAT SAID ALL SO GOOD MY PILLOW IS SO SOFT AND THOSE LITTLE MEALS. ON WHEELS YOU HAVE SENT ARE SO GOOD TOO

 

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SirExton said:

I was going to say "cremation"

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Pleased to see that you didn't suggest a place in the Morgue, Phil.

 

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Dor jar said:

Cat died went to heaven GOD MEET THE CAT AT PEARLY GATES AND SAIDYOU HAVE BEEN A GOOD CAT ALL YOUR LIFE SO NOW YOU CAN HAVE WHAT EVER YOU WANT JUST. ASK AND ALL WILL BEYOURS , THE CAT THOUGHT A MINUTE AND SAID ,ALL MY LIFE I LIVED ON A FARM AND SLEPT ON HARD WOODEN FLOOR I WANT TO HAVE A BIG SOFT FLUFFY CUSHION TO SLEEPON, DONE SAID GOD AND A CUSHION APPEARED, NEXT DAY 12 MICED DIED IN ACCIDENT ALL CAME TO PEARLY GATES TOGETHER GOD MADE THE SAME OFFERH HE MADE TO CAT THE MICE SAID WE HAVE BEEN RUNNING AWAY FROM CATS AND DOGS IF WE HAD TINY ROLLER SKATES IT WOULDBE EASIER, GOD SAID DON ALL THE LITTLE MICE HAD LITTLE SKATES ONE WEEK LATER GOD DECIDED TO ASK THE CAT. HOW ARE THINGS IS EVERYTHING GOOD THE. CAT SAID ALL SO GOOD MY PILLOW IS SO SOFT AND THOSE LITTLE MEALS. ON WHEELS YOU HAVE SENT ARE SO GOOD TOO

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Good one!

 

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Reet said:

Good one!

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Them Thar Hills?

 

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My girlfriend says that having a small penis won't affect our relationship.
Whether she's right or not, I'd prefer it if she didn't have one at all.

 

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What happens if you wear big Russian Y-fronts?

Chernobyl fall out.

 

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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dungggggg.