An old man went for a physical and his wife joined him. The doctor asked for a urine sample, blood sample, fecal sample, and sperm sample. His wife said, "Just give the doctor your underwear, Morty."
Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat came up and flashed them.
One old lady immediately had a stroke.
The other couldn't quite reach.
A little girl asks her mum: “Mummy, why do we never visit grandma?”
“Oh darling, you don’t remember? She fell of the balcony…”
“And where is she now?”
“Well… she went to heaven”
The little girl thinks about it for a moment…
“Wow, that’s a big bounce”
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