Mikev

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Dad Joke ​

So I just checked my home insurance policy.

Apparently if my blanket is stolen in the middle of the night,
I won't be covered.

 

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Wandiwa

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Whoever said women are the weaker sex, havn't tried getting the doona back at 4am.

 

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Dennis

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Dennis R's Morning Joke. Mummy mummy I am 16 years old, Don't you think I am old enough to wear a bra now? Shut up George.

 

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love it

 

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I hate coming across couples arguing in public. If I have missed the first bit, I don't know whose side to take.

 

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Wandiwa said:

Whoever said women are the weaker sex, havn't tried getting the doona back at 4am.

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Ellenberger's Theorem: One good turn gets most of the blankets.

 

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Mummy Mummy what's daddy doing with his Penis in the biscuit tin?

I don't know son, he must be fucking crackers

 

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Mummy, mummy what are those scratch marks all over your body?​

Santa claws darling​

 

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Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What's the biggest moth in the world? A mam-moth

 

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What did baby corn say to mummy corn?​

"Where's popcorn"?​

 

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Mikev

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Dennis said:

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What's the biggest moth in the world? A mam-moth

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Haha

 

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Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock, Whose there? Bassoon Bassoon who?. Bassoon things will be better.

 

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Dennis said:

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock, Whose there? Bassoon Bassoon who?. Bassoon things will be better.

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Haha

 

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think we can get a little closer?

 

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Luckyus said:

What did baby corn say to mummy corn?​

"Where's popcorn"?​

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Very clever!

 

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Ivory

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Brassmonkey1938 said:

I hate coming across couples arguing in public. If I have missed the first bit, I don't know whose side to take.

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Thats easy. We work by the theory that “though womens faults are many men have only two. Everything they say and everything they do!” Odds are the woman is in the right