Mikev

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Dad Joke ​

So I just checked my home insurance policy.

Apparently if my blanket is stolen in the middle of the night,
I won't be covered.

 

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Wandiwa

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Whoever said women are the weaker sex, havn't tried getting the doona back at 4am.

 

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Dennis R's Morning Joke. Mummy mummy I am 16 years old, Don't you think I am old enough to wear a bra now? Shut up George.

 

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love it

 

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I hate coming across couples arguing in public. If I have missed the first bit, I don't know whose side to take.

 

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Wandiwa said:

Whoever said women are the weaker sex, havn't tried getting the doona back at 4am.

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Ellenberger's Theorem: One good turn gets most of the blankets.

 

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Mummy Mummy what's daddy doing with his Penis in the biscuit tin?

I don't know son, he must be fucking crackers

 

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Luckyus

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Mummy, mummy what are those scratch marks all over your body?​

Santa claws darling​

 

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Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What's the biggest moth in the world? A mam-moth

 

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Luckyus

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What did baby corn say to mummy corn?​

"Where's popcorn"?​

 

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Mikev

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Dennis said:

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What's the biggest moth in the world? A mam-moth

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Haha

 

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Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock, Whose there? Bassoon Bassoon who?. Bassoon things will be better.

 

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Mikev

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Dennis said:

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock, Whose there? Bassoon Bassoon who?. Bassoon things will be better.

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Haha

 

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Luckyus

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think we can get a little closer?

 

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Luckyus said:

What did baby corn say to mummy corn?​

"Where's popcorn"?​

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Very clever!