Yep she has to wear SP50 sunblock to a fireworks show.
 
Took me a minute to even see her, she blends in with the sand.
 
Do the Irish have less, or more skin cancers?
 
I'M NOT CLUMSY
IT'S JUST THE FLOOR HATES ME
THE TABLES AND CHAIRS ARE
BULLIES AND THE WALL GETS IN THE WAY..
 
👀🤣🤣🤣🤣funny
 
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I was bullied at school because I am very fair and didn't tan. And I am not Irish.
 
I was bullied at school because I am very fair and didn't tan. And I am not Irish.
You don’t have to be Irish to be fair , I come from an English heritage background and am also fair .
 
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THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT EVER
WANTED ME FOR WHO I AM IS
THE POLICE..
 

I DON'T SUGAR COAT SHIT,
I'M NOT WILLY WONKA..
 
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ONCE UPON A TIME
I WAS SWEET AND
INNOCENT
AND THEN SHIT
HAPPENED.
 
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I'M SWIFT AS A GAZELLE
AN OLD ONE WITH ARTHRITIS
RUN OVER BY A LAND ROVER
SEVEN DAYS AGO.
 
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WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS,
BE GLAD IT WASN'T HERPES..
 
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MY ENTIRE LIFE CAN BE
SUMMED UP IN ONE SENTENCE

WELL, THAT DON'T GO AS PLANNED..
 
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I STOPPED FIGHTING MY INNER DEMONS
WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE NOW..
 
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Took me a while though…
 
Nice stereotype of the Irish....

For idiots!

Known a few Irish that tan nicely and especially one girl I was at university with who had carrot red hair and the skin colour of a half caste Indigenous person who played netball for NSW in the 1980s.

If it was an Indian lying on the beach, I would have mistaken it for a massive turd.
 
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