Mikev

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Dad Joke 🐶

I’ve trained my dog to go and fetch me a bottle of wine. 🐶

He’s a Bordeaux collie.
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Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What goes around the house, In the house but does not touch the house? The Sun.
 
Got an email today from a "Bored Housewife 32 looking for action." I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.
 
I spent a month in the Bordeaux region. Sheer agony! My cousins didn't drink. And that's not a joke.
 
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My wife asked for a little peace of quiet while she cooked the dinner.
So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm. :cool:
 
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My wife asked for a little peace of quiet while she cooked the dinner.
So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm. :cool:
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