Dad Joke

I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf.

“Where?” she asked.
“No. Regular”

HahaDennis R's Afternoon Joke. What can you draw without pen, pencil or paper? A window shade.
Where are you going with this question ?What did he wear?
Where, Wear, Weir, Ware and Were.... who the hell nose, nobody hair?????Where are you going with this question ?
HahaWhere, Wear, Weir, Ware and Were.... who the hell nose, nobody hair?????
........... and a bath.Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What can you draw without pen, pencil or paper? A window shade.