Dad Joke

We argued all day about what to call a medieval soldier.
But it was getting late,
so we called it a night.

The Holy Grail the Black Knight quote "Come back and i'll bite your legs off!"
HahaGood one.
Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why is an island like the letter T? Because it is in the middle of water.
HahaThat's a very good one, Wandiwa.
Do you know this one? :
What can go "up the chimney down but can't go down the chimney up?" (Best said rapidly)
Stop scrolling now. The answer is below.
Answer: An umbrella.