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G'day, members! We’ve got a fun one from @Robert Henzell to brighten your day. Here’s a joke he sent us—enjoy!


Here is a poem rather risque (suitable for broadminded adults
The days of my youth are over ,my time in life is out
What used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout.
Time was when of its own accord would from my trousers spring
But now it is a full time job to find the blessed thing.
It used to be embarrassing the way it would behave
For early in the morning it would stand and watch me shave
But as old age approaches it sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its withered head and watch me clean my shoes.

 

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Good to get a laugh to start the day off!!

 

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Don't worry Robert the ladies also have problems with boobs intent on heading south!

 

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That poen is so old- I thought it was funny 70 yrs ago now I think it is pathetic

 

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dorsie said:

That poen is so old- I thought it was funny 70 yrs ago now I think it is pathetic

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Dear Dorsie is that because, you have the same aged condition?
Your manhood's shrunk, you can't find under bloated extension?

Mine with tweezers, I am now trying to find with magnifying glass!
It no longer get's excited, even if she begs me to put up her ass!

My Erectile Dis-function is, the bain of my much older years!
And yes ladies I have found, my feminine side I am in tears!

To think not long past, my manhood would stand so proud!
To say today my virility it, my thoughts of past are in a cloud!

Ladies don't give up just yet, I use to be a sea scuba diver?
Now later in life my tongue is best, as I am a muff diver!

Remember folks, the World keeps revolving as it should!!
Even if these days, as older you have lost your Manhood!
Love to all on SDC
Phil
Ox

 

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SirExton said:

Dear Dorsie is that because, you have the same condition?
Your manhoods shrunk, you can't find it with bloated extension?
Mine with tweezers, I an now trying to find with magnifying glasses!
My Erectile Disfunction is, the bain of my much older years!
And yes ladies I have found my, feminine side I am in tears!
To think not long past, my manhood would stand so proud!
To say today my virility it, my tpast are in the clouds!
Ladies don't give up just yet, I use to be a scuba diver?
Now in later life my tongue is best, I hold my breath as a muff diver!
Remember the World keeps revolving as it should!!
Love to all on SDC
Phil
Ox

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OOOOPS !!!!!!

 

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Thank you for sharing. Too right all the way. Cheers, mate.

 

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How slack. Tsk tsk.

 

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dorsie said:

That poen is so old- I thought it was funny 70 yrs ago now I think it is pathetic

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Cheer up, some people may not have seen it before. Why are you so negative in your attitude?

 

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dorsie said:

That poen is so old- I thought it was funny 70 yrs ago now I think it is pathetic

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Because it now fits?

 

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starrysnan said:

Don't worry Robert the ladies also have problems with boobs intent on heading south!

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Boobs and Spout heading in the same direction? No problem here! They'll meet again...somewhere...somehow...

 

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dorsie said:

That poen is so old- I thought it was funny 70 yrs ago now I think it is pathetic

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Another one having a bad day??? Just a little laugh for the day!

 

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