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Mikev · May 19, 2025

Dad Joke

My grandma always used to say,
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

I don't know if that's true,
or just one of Granny's myths.

Craftingnonna · Thursday at 7:37 AM

Good one.

activist.bw · Thursday at 7:55 AM

I once heard that eating bacon now keeps most doctors away.

nigel5369 · Thursday at 10:27 AM

My dad had a good question for if an apple a day keeps the doctor away. What would a pear (pair) do at night. Lol

Littleboy8 · Thursday at 11:19 AM

activist.bw said:
I once heard that eating bacon now keeps most doctors away.

Reet · Thursday at 11:35 AM

My doctor is so nice as well as being a good doctor I wouldn't want to keep him away.

Veggiepatch · Thursday at 11:42 AM

Reet said:
My doctor is so nice as well as being a good doctor I wouldn't want to keep him away.

Good beside manner, hey??

novezar · Thursday at 11:47 AM

Chew on raw garlic bulbs will keep every bugger away.

mOiOz · Thursday at 2:12 PM

Yeah.., if you throw it hard enough!

Fairygrandma1 · Thursday at 6:01 PM

Eating an apple once a day may not have any health benefits, but throwing one, if aimed properly, can have an amazing impact on a person's mental health, lol!!!

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