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VERY BLOODY CAREFULLY......REMINDS ME OF A CERTAIN POLITICIAN, CAN'T SCRATCH HIS ARSE WITHOUT MAKING THE BASTARD BLEED?
 
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Lick the Nails and save the Paper
 
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Other hand.
 
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What's under the nails?
 
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Bidet
 
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Umm, guess very carefully unless other Gand or someone else. Smarts my eyes though. Stupid like silicone tits
 
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Very carefully, there are even worse examples of this fingernail stupidity available.
 
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Wandiwa said:
Shes definitely not a lesbian.
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Funny you should say that. Recently a woman I know, showed me a similar set, in pink. My first thought was 'how do your 'pink bits' feel about them'? ...lol
 
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Umm, don’t try scratch me as I know your hands are not clean.
 
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very very carefully
 
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What a gross discussion :sick:
 
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So many lines....but I won't dig into in! 🙄
 
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As I have very soft fingerails I have never been able to grow my nails long at all.
 
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Me to have soft fingernails. Cutting then every 4 days as they grong longer than my man boobs which are grown by this cancer drugs.
I hate cancer and these drugs. I loved peeing and a hard one but this sucks more than a Lemmon.
 
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I met a few Indian Holy Men in Singapore years ago who had fingernails so long that they touched the ground.
This guy has long fingernails on one hand, the guys I met had long fingernails on both hands. It had something to do with their religion, and they always had an assistant with them.
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How gross is the comment a out licking your finger nails AFTER you have wiped
 
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