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Mikev · Wednesday at 8:11 AM

Dad Joke

I went to a bookstore and saw a book titled "How to solve 50% of your problems".

So I bought 2.

Beverlyn S · Wednesday at 9:36 AM

Love it! That’s some clever problem-solving right there — might have to grab a few myself and be completely sorted!

Victor Jackson · Thursday at 4:11 PM

Bought 50 of them. Every time I went to the book store, the introduction page said "The latest edition"
Still has not solved any of my problems.

Dennis · Thursday at 4:43 PM

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Found these this Morning.

Two blonds walked into a building, You'd think one of them would have seen it.

Phone answering phone message, If you want marijuana press the hash key.

A guy walks into a physicist's wearing see through film instead of shorts, the physicist said I can see you're nuts.

I went out to buy some camouflage trousers, I could not find any at all.

Dennis · Thursday at 4:47 PM

Dennis said:
Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Found these this Morning.

Two blonds walked into a building, You'd think one of them would have seen it.

Phone answering phone message, If you want marijuana press the hash key.

A guy walks into a physicist's wearing see through film instead of shorts, the physicist said I can see you're nuts.

I went out to buy some camouflage trousers, I could not find any at all.

Luckyus · Thursday at 7:12 PM

Retired man's job

Someone asked me, "and now that you are retired, do you still have a job?"

I replied, "Yes I am my wife's sexual adviser."

Somewhat shocked, they said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that."

"Very simple. My wife has told me that when she wants my fucking advice, she'll ask for it."

Mikev · 2025-04-18T08:12:33+1000

Luckyus said:
Retired man's job

Someone asked me, "and now that you are retired, do you still have a job?"

I replied, "Yes I am my wife's sexual adviser."

Somewhat shocked, they said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that."

"Very simple. My wife has told me that when she wants my fucking advice, she'll ask for it."

Haha

Mikev · 2025-04-18T08:13:12+1000

Dennis said:
Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Found these this Morning.

Two blonds walked into a building, You'd think one of them would have seen it.

Phone answering phone message, If you want marijuana press the hash key.

A guy walks into a physicist's wearing see through film instead of shorts, the physicist said I can see you're nuts.

I went out to buy some camouflage trousers, I could not find any at all.

Haha

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