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A guy lives with his wife in the same little town where they both grew up.
He has a job in the same town, and occasionally, on his walk home from work,
he goes into the bookstore and sneaks a look at
“The Joy of Sex” to find a new position to try with his wife.
So one evening he arrives home and tells his wife, “I’ve got a new one for us.”
“What is it?” she says.
“Well, it’s called the Wheelbarrow. Remember when we were kids and you would
walk on your hands while I walked behind, holding your legs up? It’s like that.”
She says, “I’ll do it, on two conditions. One, if I start to feel uncomfortable at all, we stop.”
“Of course, sweetheart. And what else?”
“We don’t go past my mom’s house.”

 
Dennis R's Morning Joke. Whilst waiting for SCD to arrive on my computer I came across this Joke.

Jim was at a restaurant's urinal when for no reason the heavy man beside him confessed I have not seen my member for the last 20 years, Jim asked why don't you diet, the fat guy gave Jim a surprised look, dye it for god's sake man what color is it now.
 

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