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Dennis R's Morning Pun. What goes tick tick woof? A watch dog.
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Must be a youngster if he's having trouble reading cursive or copperplate.
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I think cursive was a curse to some pupils. They had enough trouble forming their letters without the addition of embroidery.
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Advertisements placed in newspapers which were not quite what the advertiser meant to say:
One-week sale of blankets. These bargain lots are rapidly shrinking.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
Ear piercing while you wait
Mixing bowl designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.
Sexual Abuse Centre looking for volunteers.
Dog for sale. Eats anything, fond of children.
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!
One-week sale of blankets. These bargain lots are rapidly shrinking.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
Ear piercing while you wait
Mixing bowl designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.
Sexual Abuse Centre looking for volunteers.
Dog for sale. Eats anything, fond of children.
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!
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