Advertisements placed in newspapers which were not quite what the advertiser meant to say:

One-week sale of blankets. These bargain lots are rapidly shrinking.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
Ear piercing while you wait
Mixing bowl designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.
Sexual Abuse Centre looking for volunteers.
Dog for sale. Eats anything, fond of children.
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!
 
Advertisements placed in newspapers which were not quite what the advertiser meant to say:

One-week sale of blankets. These bargain lots are rapidly shrinking.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
Ear piercing while you wait
Mixing bowl designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.
Sexual Abuse Centre looking for volunteers.
Dog for sale. Eats anything, fond of children.
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!
Very funny😀😀
 
Advertisements placed in newspapers which were not quite what the advertiser meant to say:

One-week sale of blankets. These bargain lots are rapidly shrinking.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
Ear piercing while you wait
Mixing bowl designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.
Sexual Abuse Centre looking for volunteers.
Dog for sale. Eats anything, fond of children.
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!
They had me laughing and I'm here by my self
 
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