On a family outing Great Aunt Helen asked if they could pull in to the nearest motorway service station so that she could go to the loo. After doing so, she washed her hands and then went to dry them on the machine next to the washbasin. But no matter which way she pushed and pulled the knob the contraption refused to blow out hot air.
"This machine is useless," she complained to another woman who was just entering the washroom. "It doesn't work at all. I can't get any hot air to come out."
The woman smiled obligingly. "That's because it's a condom machine/."
 
On a family outing Great Aunt Helen asked if they could pull in to the nearest motorway service station so that she could go to the loo. After doing so, she washed her hands and then went to dry them on the machine next to the washbasin. But no matter which way she pushed and pulled the knob the contraption refused to blow out hot air.
"This machine is useless," she complained to another woman who was just entering the washroom. "It doesn't work at all. I can't get any hot air to come out."
The woman smiled obligingly. "That's because it's a condom machine/."
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