[mOiOz]

BABY CARROTS​

 

[Dennis]

Knock-Knock. Who's There? Arthur Athur who? Arthur anymore jellybeans in the jar?

 

[UNIT1000]

knock knock who is thearmarther arther who arether ritus

 

[Ivory]

Oh no, how did we get Dutch carrots?

 

[Reet]

On a family outing Great Aunt Helen asked if they could pull in to the nearest motorway service station so that she could go to the loo. After doing so, she washed her hands and then went to dry them on the machine next to the washbasin. But no matter which way she pushed and pulled the knob the contraption refused to blow out hot air.
"This machine is useless," she complained to another woman who was just entering the washroom. "It doesn't work at all. I can't get any hot air to come out."
The woman smiled obligingly. "That's because it's a condom machine/."

 

[Veggiepatch]

Oh no, how did we get Dutch carrots?

A bun in the Dutch oven....

 

[UruauP]

On a family outing Great Aunt Helen asked if they could pull in to the nearest motorway service station so that she could go to the loo. After doing so, she washed her hands and then went to dry them on the machine next to the washbasin. But no matter which way she pushed and pulled the knob the contraption refused to blow out hot air.
"This machine is useless," she complained to another woman who was just entering the washroom. "It doesn't work at all. I can't get any hot air to come out."
The woman smiled obligingly. "That's because it's a condom machine/."

Classic.

 

[Ivory]

A bun in the Dutch oven....

Very clever response Veggiepatch, I liked it a lot

 

[Luckyus]

A bun in the Dutch oven....

Have to be careful the clogs don't catch fire.

 

[Veggiepatch]

Have to be careful the clogs don't catch fire.

And keep that finger in the dyke.

Just wiggle it around a bit and she will love you long time....

 

[Luckyus]

And keep that finger in the dyke.

Just wiggle it around a bit and she will love you long time....

Not sure about the dyke? but once I read about their sex lives, I realised I was one, although would never suffer the disease?