I saw this joke yesterday but beware it is a bit naughty at the end.

A woman was getting married for the 4th time, so she decided to see a gynecologist to see if everything was alright, After his examination he was surprised to find out she was still a virgin, so he asked her what had happened in her previous marriages, she said my first marriage was to a doctor and when the subject of sex came up he said he was too busy reading his medical books, My second marriage was to a Professor and all he wanted to do was study, my third marriage was to a contractor and all he said was I will have a look at it next week, She said my fourth marriage is going to be too an Attorney and I am sure I will get Screwed.
 

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