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    Joke Dad Joke 🔨

    Ouch! He would not see that coming & it would make his eyes water, too!
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    Old School Words

    Let's have a Root, through the drawer's, and see what we can find?
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    Joke Dad Joke 🔨

    Hitting the nail on the head, is bang on! After getting hit in the head, with a piece of wood he just cut. He saw that coming!
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    Joke Soup of the day

    UK TV add for Guinness. "A quarter pound of beef stake in every glass!" Cheer's, Slaint'e! (Hic!)
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    Have you had a celebrity encounter that you still look back on?

    I love reading Justin Langer's motivational two page articles, in the West Australian Saturday paper. I was in the Pour House Tavern Dunsborough South Western Western Australian enjoying a pint of Kilkkenny in the beer garden when Justin and his daughter walked in. I said hi Justin, I love...
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    October 14

    Happy Birthday J.G. hope you have a great day with Fammily and Friend. God Bless U and Urs with Health! Wealth! & Happiness! Until Ur into His Eternity. Amen! & Amen!
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    Joke The Word

    The little boys that went to Christian Brothers schools, would not find that funny!
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    Repeat Prescriptions Required

    I went to my doctor and said I need to go on a diet Doc. The Doctor said, that's easy you can eat what you want! But do not swallow any food!
  9. SirExton

    Joke In loving memory

    Vaginamite, Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!
  10. SirExton

    Plastic Surgeon

    Tommy Cooper would move his hands on the breast's and say "just like that!" The sound would be heard and he would laughter heartily " Haaargh! Haaaagh!
  11. SirExton

    Can you read this?

    And people on here worrie, and have to comment if a dyslexic spells something wrong, but can sill understand what was meant!!!!
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    Misheard song lyrics

    Glad to know I could help! Hope you cleaned up OK Britz58? I'll bring the tissues! Ha! Ha! Ox
  13. SirExton

    Say Grace Before Meals

    Add onto the end; Two, Four, Six, Eight, bog in, don't wait! Amen! & Amen!
  14. SirExton

    Misheard song lyrics

    This is the best ever! Peter Kay UK Comedian; Miss heired song lyrics. Love to all at SDC and the members. OXox
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