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    What do you do if you want to relax?

    Go to The South of Perth Yacht Club for a couple of Kilkenny beers, with the best view of the junction of the Swan and Canning Rivers. When the river dolphins go passed fishing their evening meal, the firery red sunsets, the city of Perth lights coming on and the full moon rising in the East and...
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    Flannelette Sheets

    My first fience!
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    BLACK CHARGER...

    The black charger I want is coal. But woke state governments are closing them down! The renewable will be so expensive, you won't be able to afford to charge anything! Ha! Ha!
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    Joke I am the man of the house !!!!!

    I remember mi Dad saying that one to mi mother Eve! Thats when she gave him the apple and the world fludded with tears of grief, ever since!!
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    Joke Friday Funnies: The Self Service Checkout | Sarah Millican

    Not so Lucky us, hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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    KFC

    I loved their crumbed chicken livers years ago. Haven't seen em 4 years now.
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    Joke The Greek News

    But know the value of the Aussie dolla! Which has gone to shit recently!
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    Joke The Greek News

    Hi Helen U forgot Text? Keep up with the times! Ha! Ha! God Bless!
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    Joke The Greek News

    A case of, Up Shit Greek, without a paddle, to diffend Urself!
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    What are your unforgettable cooking mishaps?

    I was living in Woburn, part of the Hutt valley, of Wellington New Zealand. My then faience, came home from her Hutt Hospital nursing job at the end of morning shift, mid Sunday afternoon. As was the want for Sunday dinner, I took the succulent 2 Kg Topside beef joint, and placed in the oven at...
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    Fact of the Day: There are golf balls on the moon

    SDC please get your facts right, the Moon does have a gravity! It is about one sixth of the earth's gravity. If it did not, the golf ball would be still floating off into space! Also the Moon Lander and the Rover would not still be on the surface of the Moon! They too would have floated off into...
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    Joke The Difference

    More lack of managing his ball, cause he was out of balance with only one ball!
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