Recent content by ramondo

Iphone Battery Saving tips Hi All, Picked up theses tip for saving your battery if you are an iphone user and they work! 1. Check what's sapping the battery In iOS 15, head to Settings > Battery and scroll down to see a list of which apps are using what proportion of the battery power. If there...

Volunteer A retired man now volunteers to entertain patients in assisted living homes and hospitals. He visited one hospital in Brooklyn and brought along his portable keyboard. After telling jokes and singing songs at patients’ bedsides, he said farewell and, “I hope you get better.” One...

Hi fellow members, I am Ray live in Mordialloc, it is good to be onboard,and hope you are all staying clear of Covid Cheers

Irish Joke Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. A customer strolled in and asked, "In what aisle could I find the Guinness?” The shop assistant asks, "Are you Irish?” The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. ''If I had asked...

Lawyers Famous quote, "Lawyers have to make a living, and can only do so by inducing people to believe that a straight line is crooked"

Lotto A husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won Lotto? She says, "Id take half then leave you" Excellent he replies "I won $12, heres $6.

Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning:"Windows frozen,wont open" Husband texts back "Gently pour lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer" Wife texts back 10 minutes later "Computer really messed up now" Cheers Ramondo

Joke Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning:"Windows frozen,wont open" Husband texts back "Gently pour lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer" Wife texts back 10 minutes later "Computer really messed up now"

I too will follow your threads as well and comment. Cheers Ramondo

Hi LindyLoo So pleased you liked your first input as a new member Thank You. Will send more, I will take time to getting familiar with this site and once I establish will get more frequent. Cheers Ramondo

New member In breaking news the ECB have announced the signing of Novax Dipstick as the opening bat for the next Ashes series. While they admit he does not have any experience in cricket they observed that it took the Australians 2 weeks to get him out. They noted also his ability for staying...