Reminds me of that classic Jewish joke:
Two Jewish businessmen greeted each other:
'Morris', says one. "I was so sorry to hear about the fire in your factory last Saturday!"
'No, no!', says Morris. 'That's NEXT Saturday!'....
It's not all bad news, however. Only a few months ago, King Charles III sent me a friend request on Facebook! I was flabbergasted, as I thought he only had an Instagram account! Since then our online relationship has blossomed and I feel he is my soul mate. Recently, though, I've had to...
When I went for a secretarial job at the headquarters of the Anglican church, I was asked 'was I happily married?' and 'What did my husband think of me going out to work?' And, as an after thought, they asked if I was a committed Christian. This was in 1981. Doesn't sound as if things have...
On the video it looked like they had covered up the registration plate on the truck. They knew what they were doing was dangerous and illegal, so this act becomes malicious! I hope they were also stupid enough to breathe in some of the dust while they were loading it. Serves these bastards...
If you contact the office of your local MP, or anyone running for office in your electorate, they will post them out to you. Look for any advertising leaflets left in your mailbox for the names of candidates. Or search online for your local electoral office. Postal vote applications are not...
I'd say the friend seems to be a very slow learner. I'd be more than happy to share food with a friend in need, but this one seems not to understand basic manners.
I think this is it.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/marriage/carry-on-wife-catches-husband-redhanded-in-back-of-van/news-story/7109853f78de2b8655cdd7fedc349920
As long as they don't stop making jelly snakes! That would be a major confectionery fail! My Chloe loves snakes - not to eat, but to bat around the house at 3.00 in the morning. Seriously, they do not want to piss off this moggie!
Actually, I can sympathise with this Mum and her daughter. I was quite a timid child, and I would have found plane toilets scary. Seriously, they are weird and noisy and a child might be worried about being sucked down into it! Those little plastic 'booster' seats that you place on the adult...