Recent content by Mark@Home

I am really sorry Zemo, I've only just seen this. I have too much going on to spend time these days on Seniors Discount Club. I shall look it up - thanks!!!

Well if you won't do your job properly then you MUST expect a nasty man to come along and give you a BOLLOCKING. If you fail to improve, said man MUST don his steel toecaps and boot your sorry arse from one side of the continent to the other and off a tall and precipitous cliff. If you're...

What would you like to see? Excerpts from: "Donald Trump, What I Learned From Mein Kampf"?

The demise of this programme is yet another example of society's execrable and increasingly inevitable slide around the u-bend.

FFS, Rear Echelon Mother F_c__r, stop shouting out of the back of your KMart underpants. Pongos emit enough stink as it is.

Give your head a wobble, pal. I would call you a twat. Except that twats are useful.

Well Farty, Bourbon shite? A good Mortlach suits me. As did chasing Soviet submarines in the Cold War. You were still a REMF.

STAND TO ATTENTION WHILE YOU LEARN ENGLISH! REMFs both of you! :poop::poop:

Up the Regiment of Cry Babies. The nurse will be round soon with you milky sedatives.

There, there, there! You need a bumper pack of kleenex, missy.

What were you? A REMF. Says it all.

The army here can't spell, then, can they? They should learn English.

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YOU are the idiot here. I might make a SDC badge just for you.

J'ai remué un peu de boue. mdr !!