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  1. Mark@Home

    Hidden ‘pipe monster’ threatens health—here's how it puts you at risk

    FFS, Rear Echelon Mother F_c__r, stop shouting out of the back of your KMart underpants. Pongos emit enough stink as it is.
  2. Mark@Home

    Hidden ‘pipe monster’ threatens health—here's how it puts you at risk

    Give your head a wobble, pal. I would call you a twat. Except that twats are useful.
  3. Mark@Home

    Hidden ‘pipe monster’ threatens health—here's how it puts you at risk

    Well Farty, Bourbon shite? A good Mortlach suits me. As did chasing Soviet submarines in the Cold War. You were still a REMF.
  4. Mark@Home

    Hidden ‘pipe monster’ threatens health—here's how it puts you at risk

    STAND TO ATTENTION WHILE YOU LEARN ENGLISH! REMFs both of you! :poop::poop:
  5. Mark@Home

    Hidden ‘pipe monster’ threatens health—here's how it puts you at risk

    Up the Regiment of Cry Babies. The nurse will be round soon with you milky sedatives.
  6. Mark@Home

    Hidden ‘pipe monster’ threatens health—here's how it puts you at risk

    There, there, there! You need a bumper pack of kleenex, missy.
  7. Mark@Home

    Hidden ‘pipe monster’ threatens health—here's how it puts you at risk

    What were you? A REMF. Says it all.
  8. Mark@Home

    Hidden ‘pipe monster’ threatens health—here's how it puts you at risk

    The army here can't spell, then, can they? They should learn English.
  9. Mark@Home

    Hidden ‘pipe monster’ threatens health—here's how it puts you at risk

    Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!
  10. Mark@Home

    Hidden ‘pipe monster’ threatens health—here's how it puts you at risk

    YOU are the idiot here. I might make a SDC badge just for you.
  11. Mark@Home

    Hidden ‘pipe monster’ threatens health—here's how it puts you at risk

    The blame lies squarely with Trump supporters.
  12. Mark@Home

    I Have Been Banned From Both Branches of Chemist Warehouse In Ipswich By Their Franchisee

    Firstly, try using English. When you have mastered that, look up the word: comprehension. Then apply it.
  13. Mark@Home

    I Have Been Banned From Both Branches of Chemist Warehouse In Ipswich By Their Franchisee

    1. I don't respond to haughtily-phrased DEMANDS. 2. I don't respond well to people who can't be bothered to employ time-honoured rules of grammar and orthography. 3. Using u for you has saved you enough time as to ponder how you might better phrase your rather angry riposte, yet you failed.
  14. Mark@Home

    I Have Been Banned From Both Branches of Chemist Warehouse In Ipswich By Their Franchisee

    Good and conscientious pharmacists do. If you have become so inured to third-rate service at first world prices, I am truly very sorry for you. For the sake of all society I urge you to open up and complain. Do or say nothing and unprincipled capitalists will roll right over you and screw...
  15. Mark@Home

    I Have Been Banned From Both Branches of Chemist Warehouse In Ipswich By Their Franchisee

    You spout a distorted theory as fact. This makes you a common troublemaker.
  16. Mark@Home

    I Have Been Banned From Both Branches of Chemist Warehouse In Ipswich By Their Franchisee

    I told you what happened; it was a genuine account. Some of you just want trouble. Of those, some of you crave a sordid fictitious account while other sickos here have taken to rewrite it when I gave no such thing. What I actually did was bludgeon fifteen grannies and sucked on their...
  17. Mark@Home

    I Have Been Banned From Both Branches of Chemist Warehouse In Ipswich By Their Franchisee

    I love people like you. I told you what happened, yet you crave some sordid fictitious account and rewrite it when I gave you no such thing.
  18. Mark@Home

    Shocking new report reveals 'avoidable' shark dangers at Aussie beach: Are you at risk?

    It is their world. We enter for frivolity and pleasure and it is we who must take avoiding action, not the inhabitants of the water.
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