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What a lot of men want......

It happened in Alaska The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was driving along near the campground when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Republican wearing shorts, sandals, a 'MAGA' hat, and a 'Make...

Impressive...

Daffy and Elmer

Lockdown

Julie Andrews Did you hear that Julie Andrews will no longer endorse cheap lipstick? It crumbles easily and makes her breath smell. She explained, " The super fragile lipstick gives me halitosis".

You're welcome.

Try these two... Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, whi ch made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him.... A super-calloused fragile mystic...

Have you got a Prado? Have You Got A Prado? On a farm lived a chicken and a horse who loved to play together. One day the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his friend's life, the chicken began to think. Off the chicken ran, back to the farm...

Those were the days...

If Abbey Road was released today...