Recent content by Mando

Blondes win... Winning Tag A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there peel and win sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome! The waitress says, thats impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch. But the blonde...

Bras..... A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. " Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type? "Look around," said the saleslady, as she...

Plastic Surgeon

Thunderbox..... the good ol' days. They were funny looking buildings, that were once a way of life, If you couldn't sprint the distance, then you really were in strife. They were nailed, they were wired, but were mostly falling down, There was one in every yard, in every house, in every town...

Acceptable? Would this be an acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral? A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he had worked at for most of his life... A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the...

Cockroach

Punography

Did I read that right? In an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP...

Phones

Reminder....

Understanding Women....

Church Sign