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The Blonde A blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde...

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Licence I think I'm going to lose my drivers licence... and all just because of a stupid police officer... The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car: Officer: "Licence and registration, please, I think you are drunk!" Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."...

Sometimes..... Sometimes... when you cry.... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain. no one sees your hurt. Sometimes.. when you are worried.. no one sees your stress Sometimes.. when you are happy.. no one sees your smile .. - - But FART!!just ONE time...

Young Love Little Charlie and his girl friend Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Charlie goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Charlie bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love...

What's the Difference....... Pea Soup vs. Roast Beef Q: Whats the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.

Help me Nurse Bob entered the Outpatients Department at the local hospital confronted by a Nurse asking what was his problem? He needed reassurance this would be dealt with discreetly. "Of course I won't laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never...

When I was a kid....

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Lumberjack A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree when it shouted, 'Wait! I’m a talking tree!' The lumberjack grinned, 'And you will dialogue!'

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Why Why do farts smell? For the benefit of the deaf.

If the correct answer to question one is D, how come it is marked as incorrect?