Recent content by Luckyus

Life is a deadly disease, with a very bad prognosis?

A few years ago my missus told me that there was a tape put on one of our bins, wait out had a look took it off and put it the bin, nothing further said?

Wasn't that one of the reason this site was established, whats jars me are he ones that become embroiled because a joke or jape has been repeated, instead of just going with the flo. I mean you can make a comical comment without being offensive.

You have the banks to blame for the introduction of the very crippling insidious compound interest?

This was in a Hospital? Although I have cooked plenty since, whenever it was on the scoff card I always cooked it to order.

Nervousness

A (14), A (16), A Nine and Lychees

Only when i suits them, CHINA IS NOT OUR FRIEND.

I forgotten mention that I have never injected any illegal drugs, I wasn't that bloody daft, nor have i destroyed my sense of smell. Even I leave the room after a snack of beans on toast.

They look like, a wee bunch of Jessies?

And very tasty it is,but have you tried it with a stuffed olive/s? The saltiness and the sweetness not forgetting a small glass of grappa or Chianti?

God Will Provide A young Jewish woman visits her parents and brings her fiancé to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancé to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young...

Used to like it until fed it raw. Haven't eaten any offal ever since.

Titillating?

Older than the Gutenberg Bible?