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My two most normal meals Hot Tongue and Cold Shoulder?

Yes we need more Lerts?

PFFF?

I think Id try some streaky bacon ?

The Black Sheep A professor is sent to darkest part of Africa to live with a primitive tribe He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science: One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child The tribe is shocked and the chief pulls the professor...

Be Careful What You Wish For A man walks in to a bar with a box under his arm and says to the barman… “If I can show something you have never seen before will you give me a free drink?” Now the barman has seen mostly everything in his time and says, “Sure, impress me and hell, I'll give you a...

Breaking Wind Do you f*rt in bed ? If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of f*rting loudly every morning when...

THE AFFAIR COULD I GET AN ADMIN TO DELETE THIS DUPLICATIONAL POST , SOMETHING WITH POXY LAPTOP THE AFFAIR “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician,” his first friend said, taking a swig of his beer. “How's that?” his other friend asked. “Well, the other day I came home and...

The Affair “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician,” his first friend said, taking a swig of his beer. “How's that?” his other friend asked. “Well, the other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed, and they weren't mine.” The other men clapped him on his back...

Diarist?

I was going to give you a nasty look, But I can see you’ve already got one.

Scribings?

DREAMERS

RRRRRRIPOOOOOOFF?

If Labour has anything to o with it probably runny as well?