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    Watt a relief! Queenslanders spark up with $1,000 electricity credit

    I've said all along if you fiscal responsibility don't vote Labour or as it stands at the moment no bastard?
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    SDC Trivia Game #344 - 04/05/2024

    What is the real reason for seat belts? It prevents occupants from being ejected from the vehicle during a collision, which is a major cause of fatal injuries. In addition, seat belts reduce the risk of serious injury by distributing crash forces over the strongest parts of the body, such as the...
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    Joke Lack of spark in the marriage

    Like Joan of Arc?
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    Man faces shocking penalty charges for common driving habit

    Surely you can find out if he was using his phone or not, or don't the old bill have the technology or the knowledge to use it.
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    Police arrest three men suspected of stealing over $1 million in burglary spree

    I'd give them the maximum sentence per separate offense without any leniency, and then put them on a plane back to the Emerald Isle.
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    'Card only!': Nandos' new policy puts restaurant in hot grill

    card payments mean we spend less time counting coins and more time perfecting your chicken. If you haven't got it right so far why would I bother buying your Peri Peri chicken if it's not already perfected,I don't pay to be your bloody Guinea Pig. I'll cook my own Peri Peri chicken thanks.
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    Experts reveal new cybercrime scheme as scammers impersonate one mayor

    Good to hear from you I'm rather busy at the moment so I'll have to call you on your old number, the one I have?
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    Criminologist shares message about alarming issue: 'That is just disgraceful’

    If I stuffed up it was bend over, and cop the old mans leather razor strop across the cheeks of my arse.
  9. Luckyus

    Watt a relief! Queenslanders spark up with $1,000 electricity credit

    Only when you opened the article?
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    Aussies beware: The hidden danger in this seagull photo could be deadly!

    That's what I thought until I got the litle underwater , I was going to wheelit it in and neck but the felah whose boat it to look behind mem, sure enough a fisheries boat was watching and he told me about the fines and lose of boat, they stayed until they see gull away.
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    HOW THE FIGHT STARTED...

    That was reputed to be Brendan Behan who came up with that quip.
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    Aussies beware: The hidden danger in this seagull photo could be deadly!

    I know they are flying rats, but theres no for the poor bastard to be snagged, by lazy bastards who can't do the right thing. Reminds years ago when we used to go shooting, you'd ask the farmer if you shoot wild pigs alright for ages then you started getting idiots shooting the HA HA pigeons and...
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    Watt a relief! Queenslanders spark up with $1,000 electricity credit

    I wish you post these Headers, you would name the state they pertain to Millions of Aussies are set to receive a $1,000 energy rebate in one state. Are you eligible?
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