Recent content by Luckyus

Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeybee. Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.

TREMORS I'm going to have to get someone to mark my trivia card, one of the side effects of treatment is tremors amongst others plus I need a new keyboard, when the tremors I'm all over th place like a mad woman's' shite?

A Man Goes To Visit His 85-Year-Old Grandpa In The Hospital A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you grandpa?” he asks. “Feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the food like?” “Terrific, wonderful menus.” “And the nursing?” “Just couldn’t be better. The...

A Woman Goes To Prison A woman goes to prison to visit her husband who has just been sentenced to 40 years in jail. As soon as she enters the visiting room, she hugs him and exclaims with tears in her eyes: – “Oh! Roger, 40 years, Roger.?” And the husband replies: “Well, my love, what are...

A Stand TO MAKE IT STAND YOU WET IT. TO MAKE IT WET YOU SUCK IT. TO MAKE IT STIFF YOU LICK IT. TO GET IT IN YOU PUSH IT. THREADING A NEEDLE ISN'T EASY....

Diseased

My number's at the moment are all over the board like a mad woman's shite

Knock, knock. Who's there? Izzy Data. Izzy Data who? Izzy Data test tube in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dill. Dill who? Dill-dough.

Sorry lost me at pate I no longer eat any kind of offal.

WHEN I'M FEELING DOWN AND SOMEONE SAYS "SUCK IT UP" I GET THE URGE TO BREAK THEIR LEGS AND SAY "WALK IT OFF"

I am lead to believe that Israel has atomic weapons? if true would be wise to realise that it might be used in last ditch. In my life the favourite book of our enemies was Mein Kampf and the works of Marx and Engels today it's the Koran. Now don't try and tell me that it's a book of peace,

When I went to hospital for my first cancer i was in the public hospital system, but the hospital evidently wouldn't allow them to have the theatre all day? the surgeons said they would operate at night that got knocked back. Because I had private after forced unto it by the Howard government...

I WON'T GO TO CONFESSION.

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