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    Joke Too Late

    Too Late
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    Joke Costly enjoyment

    Knock, knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!:
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    Joke My Golden Years

    My Golden Years The golden years have come to me I can not see, I can not pee I can not Chew, I can not screw My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks, My bodies drooping, got trouble pooping. So the golden years have come at last, The Golden Years can kiss my arse!
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    Road deaths soar to 15-year high as campaigner demands jail time for repeat offenders

    It's no good just saying you lost a loved through a fatal car incident? you want to tout laws but lets be genuine here. We don't know no does she explain what her daughter was up to? So before we know I'm in the over seventy five and I take exception at being into a one size fits all scenario.
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    Do you have a favourite quote that inspires you?

    Nil Desperandum Illegitimi Non Carborundum.
  6. Luckyus

    Do you have a favourite quote that inspires you?

    DO UNTO OTHERS AS THEY WOULD UNTO YOU, ONLY DO IT FIRST?
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    Joke What could it be?

    Hold on I'll get you a saucer of milk
  8. Luckyus

    Joke What could it be?

    Meeeooooooow
  9. Luckyus

    Word Association Game

    Fidgeting
  10. Luckyus

    Paedophile priest John Sidney Denham dies in prison hospital

    I hope the cowson had a terrifying painful death, but probably died in his sleep.
  11. Luckyus

    Royal reunion: Prince Harry's joyful five words signal the end of a family feud

    They have that on themselves, they weren't the only biracial couple in Britain . The difference was thought she could come in re altering thing in her image in doing so she became the epitome of the one in the wood pile.
  12. Luckyus

    AS A CHILD...

    "OH MY GOD" Look what you've done to our youth, now they''ll be too frightened to get a job and pay their way?
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    Royal reunion: Prince Harry's joyful five words signal the end of a family feud

    Goes ti his father the Monarch for a cuppa and chat comes and immediately starts mouthing off about how much progress has been made , Still a treacherous hole surrounded by an ass Call me what you will but I've surmised my statement from article headline, still a crappy treacherous prat.
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    Dementia set to become Australia’s leading cause of death—protect yourself today

    The first cancer i had I spent that much time in the ICU that had to teach myself how to look after myself
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