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A wealthy Arab Sheik was admitted to hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his type of blood in case the need arose. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out. Finally a Scotsman was located who...

10 x 10.........Today, bit of a surprise, almost like something borrowed something blue?

He did my, Web Addresses? Nice fellah

He did my web addresses?

IF THE KIDS KNEW THERE WAS A LIGHT IN THE OVEN, THEY'D LEAVE THAT ON TOO.

Thermalism

I buy my mushrooms from my greengrocer

9 X 10............Today? caught out by number one Yankee comedy shows? none of them are, the only one that would close would have been Cheers.

Ecstatic

Certainly don't have to prove our inhumanity?

Got a mouth, like a whores handbag?

Have you ever been fired? Is the headline? (I've the arse more times than a Greek Stoker?)

Scattergun much more effective?