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    ANOTHER WOMAN...

    Life Imitates Art......Been There?
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    Joke Found her

    I STOPPED FIGHTING MY INNER DEMONS WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE NOW..
  3. Luckyus

    Joke Found her

    MY ENTIRE LIFE CAN BE SUMMED UP IN ONE SENTENCE WELL, THAT DON'T GO AS PLANNED..
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    ‘It’ll kill us’: Small businesses fear fallout from 24-hour plan of major fast food chain

    The last time I had one of those, I was reminded of the sweepings/shavings off the chippies shop floor?
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    Joke Found her

    WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, BE GLAD IT WASN'T HERPES..
  6. Luckyus

    Joke Found her

    I'M SWIFT AS A GAZELLE AN OLD ONE WITH ARTHRITIS RUN OVER BY A LAND ROVER SEVEN DAYS AGO.
  7. Luckyus

    Joke Found her

    ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS SWEET AND INNOCENT AND THEN SHIT HAPPENED.
  8. Luckyus

    Joke Found her

    I DON'T SUGAR COAT SHIT, I'M NOT WILLY WONKA..
  9. Luckyus

    Joke Found her

    THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT EVER WANTED ME FOR WHO I AM IS THE POLICE..
  10. Luckyus

    Joke Sells Itself

    Sells Itself
  11. Luckyus

    Restaurant uncovers sparkling‑water scam draining diners’ wallets at restaurants

    What do you call the Spanish man fella who was discharged from hospital? Manuel
  12. Luckyus

    Restaurant uncovers sparkling‑water scam draining diners’ wallets at restaurants

    On a lighter note: Wanting a new pet, I was rather doubtful about the ad outside a pet shop saying, ‘Netherlands Cat for sale’. So I went in and asked the assistant about it's pedigree and said, “Excuse me, how Dutch is that Moggie in the Window?”
  13. Luckyus

    Joke We Three old Kings

    We Three old Kings
  14. Luckyus

    Joke MOOOOooooo

    MOOOOooooo
  15. Luckyus

    Riddle This or That 04.08.2025

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