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Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Random Tales.Well, they do say opposites attract. So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured. -
Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Random Tales.You're lucky mirrors don't talk, or laugh for that matter.
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Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Random Tales.Tony: "Were you born on the highway?" Jim: "Uh no, why?" Tony: "Because that's where most accidents happen."
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Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Random Tales.I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.
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Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Random Tales.I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.
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Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Random Tales.A certain cretin politician has got his head so far up his arse he can chew his food twice
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Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Random Tales.A man asks a woman, "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" The woman responds, "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
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Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Random Tales.A man siting at a bar asked a pretty woman sitting next to him, Excuse me, but can I smell your pussy?" "Get away from me, you pervert,"...
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Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Random Tales.You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of arse was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
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Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Random Tales.A certain politicians Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a...
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Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Random Tales.I saw a young teenage kid on the subway today. He had a Mohawk hairstyle dyed yellow, green, and red. He caught me staring at him and...
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Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Random Tales.I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
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Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Random Tales.A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't...
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Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Random Tales.Why doesn't Mexico have a Olympic team? Because everybody that can run, jump, And swim are already in the U.S
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Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Random Tales.Did you hear about the two bald guys who put their heads together? They made an ass out of themselves!