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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Random Tales.
    My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke Random Tales.
    A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and...
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    Luckyus posted the thread Joke Random Tales in Jokes & fun.
    Random Tales Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"...
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    Luckyus posted the thread Joke Dreaded Knock - Knock Jokes in Jokes & fun.
    Dreaded Knock - Knock Jokes Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yah! Yah who? Well, no thanks, I’m more of a Google person. Knock, knock...
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Déja. Déja who? Knock, knock.
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "My wife and I have decided we don’t want children. The only problem is we already have three."
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said I was a sight for psoriasis."
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "My father always used to say, “What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger,” – ’til the accident."
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Knock, Knock! Who's There? Howie! Howie who? Howie gonna hide this dead body?
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off!
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremation to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was, to be Frank in Stein.
  • Luckyus
    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.” Man: “Am I dying?” Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
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