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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Stop elephant poaching. Everyone knows the best way to eat an elephant is grilled.
  • Luckyus
    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "My favorite Disney movie is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a hero with a twisted back story."
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor."
  • Luckyus
    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "I just got my doctor's test results And I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor."
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Dentist: “This will hurt a little.” Patient: “OK.” Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife.”
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
  • Luckyus
    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone without dressing.
  • Luckyus
    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "If you think I would joke about Alzheimer’s, forget it."
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    My wife left a note on the fridge saying, “This is not working”. I don’t know what she’s talking about, The fridge is working fine.
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? About 140 calories.
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    When ordering food at a new restaurant, My wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken “Nothing special,” he explained...
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "It turns out a major new study recently Found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. But, I can’t remember the last time I ate a...
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