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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support."
  • Luckyus
    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Never break someone's heart, They only have one of those. Break their bones instead, They have 206 of them
  • Luckyus
    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "I thought opening a door for a lady Was good manners, but she just Screamed and flew out of the plane."
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Want to know how you make Any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Why did the old man fall into the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.
  • Luckyus
    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog."
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Why are friends a lot like snow? If you piss on them, they disappear.
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you...
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people Take knives...
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?"
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? "I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage."
  • Luckyus
    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash Is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to Find out that you were adopted.
  • Luckyus
    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, And I lost my job as a bus driver."
  • Luckyus
    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page."
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