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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "They laughed at my crayon drawing. I laughed at their chalk outline."
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "The bloke who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family."
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t Go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy...
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    What's the process of applying for a job at Hooters? They just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out."
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between The words “antidote” and “anecdote,” One of my...
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other."
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    My girlfriend’s dog died, So I bought her another, identical one. She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two...
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    "I bought my blind friend A cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he’d ever read."
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, Small stain.
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Always remember You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Man: “Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?” Doctor: “To the morgue.” Man: “What? But I’m not dead yet!” Doctor: “And we’re not...
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Why does a mermaid wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B-shells
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Priest: “Do you have any last requests?” Murderer sitting in the electric chair: “Yes. Can you please hold my hand?”
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    Luckyus replied to the thread Joke CPR.
    Option 1: Let’s eat grandma. Option 2: Let’s eat, grandma. There you have it. Proof that punctuation saves lives.
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