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    Unlock the Full Potential of Garlic with These Mind-Blowing Hacks That Have Captivated Millions!

    I cheat, I have moved onto roasted black garlic in a jar, it has a more caramelised flavour and when it's rubbed over your roast beef, it gives a beautiful flavour.
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    Hair falling out.

    Hair falling out. I went to see the doctor the other day, I walked in and asked him - My hair is falling out, is there anything you can give me to keep it in? The Doctor replied - See the receptionist on the way out she might be able to find you a box.
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    Four N Twenty Frozen Pies Meat Beef & Cheese 4 Pack 700g

    Whatever you do don't try the burger flavor ones, they are terrible, tastes like McDonald cheese burger. o_O
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    'My fiancée refuses to sign a prenup, now I'm thinking of cancelling the wedding.'

    Red flag to me is the dishonesty of the debt and then wanting to carry it into the marriage where all is deemed to be then become legally shared. Then burring up about the agreement when put to her is the next red flag. I would be very careful my man, because a woman can very easily take over in...
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    Joke Are you old enough?

    I love it. 🤣
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    Joke Did you know..... Way back in the day......

    It's marvellous where some of the old sayings or phrases come from. " Bless you " came from thr Black Death era and when someone sneezed, it was the first sign of the black death disease and people would say Bless you as in saying a prayer for you.
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    The Lord's Prayer

    The Lord's Prayer The head sales representative from Arnott's biscuits was asked to talk to the Pope about changing the lords prayer, so he makes an appointment with the pope. He tells the pope that Arnott's biscuits will give 500 million dollars to the catholic church to change the lords...
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    GREAT PHOTOGRAPHY - MOON

    Now your blowing my mind o_O How is there four?
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    GREAT PHOTOGRAPHY - MOON

    Bugger me, I never knew there were two of them :unsure:
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    Joke Green Side Up

    I am a Queenslander That's correct we drink XXXX because we can't spell Beer. What's the best thing about NSW? It puts a buffer between Qld and VIC :cool:
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