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Dad joke Two fish were swimming in a lake. One swam into a concrete wall, Dam he said.

My mates ID My mate David lost his ID the other day. Now we just call him Dave.

Now that's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

Doctor my hair is falling out Aman goes to the doctors & says to the doctor "Doctor my hair is falling out can you give me something to keep it in?" The doctor replies "Seee the receptionist on the way out, she might be able to give you a box." 🤣

A wooly jumper :ROFLMAO:

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It depends on your partner & your relationship, but yes if you can joke like this & share these jokes together in a laughing refreshing way, then yes you caan come & travel with me.😂🤣😃

Faithfull When a man & wife got married they agreed to have one locked draw each to keep thier own secret. This went on for about 10 years until the husband decided that he could not help himself & busted into his wifes locked draw. The next night ar dinner he was all apollogestic to his wife &...

It is all funny when its on the other person, great joke i love it brought a smile to my face, but if i had posted that joke about my partner , yes a DVO. Have a read of bridge to Tasmania 🤣

Big holes all over Australia 🤣

I like to make people laugh What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo with an Elephant?

Exactly mate , you got the joke. What have yo got if you have a moth ball in one hand & a moth ball in the other hand? You got it. I think that you have two emu eggs?

The Popes alliance with the catholic church. Sorry if this offends,, It isn't meant to, rather make you laugh & think. Arnotts biscuits asks thier head sales rep to organise a meeting with the pope to change the lords prayer. As a great company player he does so. At the meeting the sales rep...

I thought they were moth balls?

It didn't say anything, it just waved.

What did the sea say to the seaashaw?

What did the sea say to the seashaw?