Recent content by EllenM

Hey Bruce, given your aversion to clicking on any link ‘no matter how authentic it looks’ can you put me forward as your proxy should you win SDC Bingo and any other SDC competitions?

This message is being sent in passive voice with the assistance of Siri. (Please note, sender has a speech impediment) Thank you Theory (trans. Thank you Siri) ‘Dear Bruth, The truth. Thumb people like being warned about a thcam (trans. scam)’ These are Thumb people: 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

To all the sleepyheads … What do you get with an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? A: Someone who lies awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Haha 🤣 lucky you weren’t bitten by a snake! I wish an insomniac would mow my lawn at 2am! What a lovely surprise that would be in the morning! 😊

Lay awake 😳 wondering 🤔 if I’d win 🏅 the emoji competition. I didn’t 😞 🥳 @ChristineH 💤

A fictional world for a day? New York, 1957. Outside Deborah Kerr’s apartment so I can give her the taxi fare to get to the top of the Empire State building to meet Cary Grant.

🤣🤣 must’ve been something they ate

Andreas Bocelli 😊

Hot Cross Bun Creep

You know you’re soaking in it!! Ads that lied to you. Colgate fluoride gets into the enamel just like liquid into this chalk. You’ve got to get a little, get a little everyday, you get a sunburn and right away, you go as brown as a berry … I may have pimples but I’ve still got Jimmy...

Skills I’ve mastered that would baffle today’s kids? Stuffing a training bra with tissues. A home perm. Why??!! Walking and only falling over a few times in chunky, clunky, heavy wooden high heels. Tie dying. Everything. Playing with a hula hoop. (There’s an art to it!) Plucking...

Things that kids today can’t do and don’t do (thank heavens) Deftly apply and reapply baby oil while sunbaking at the hottest time of the day.

Hot cross buns A snapshot of the Choice annual hot cross buns ratings

Beware - Everyday Rewards scam Please be mindful and check the originating email address of the latest scam - Everyday Rewards. They say you’ve earned 2,500 Woolworths Points and ask you to click on the link to receive your prize. Don’t do it. It’s a scam.