Recent content by Dennis

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Dick and Jane were arguing over the breakfast table, Oh you are so stupid shouted Dick, Dick' said the father, Thats quite enough, now say you are sorry. Okay said Dick, I am sorry Jane you are so stupid.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What do vegetarian cannibals eat? Swedes.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. How do we know that Owls are smarter than Chickens? Have you ever heard of Kentucky fried Owls?

Must be a lot of new members who have never seen it before.

Knock - Knock Who's there? Beryl Beryl who? Roll out the Beryl.

Dennis R's Morning Joke What 10 letter word starts with Gas? A-U-T-O=M-O-B-I-L-E

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb that you jump up and down before taking your medication because your label says shake well before using.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why did the Owl Owl? Because the Woodpecker would peck her.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What do the guests do at a cannibals wedding? Toast the bride and groom.

12 jokes a week eats up a lot of material so you have to accept the good and bad.

Beware Dennis R'S Morning Joke his slightly R Rated. This woman had been shopping and when she entered the house she could hear voices in the bedroom, on investigating she found her husband in bed with a young girl which did not please her, her husband said please let me explain, he said I...

Good answer I never thought to alter the joke.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Bernadette Bernadette who? Bernadette my lunch now I am starving.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. When does a timid girl turn to stone? When she becomes a little bolder.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb that you write to your grandpa slowly because he cannot now read fast.