Recent content by Dennis

Ear, ear. Dennis R's Morning pun. Knock, Knock, Who's there? Shelby, Shelby who? Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes.

Oh dare, what can the matter be? Dennis R's Morning Pun. What did one plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me.

I do not have a mobile phone and since my wife passed away have been on my own but for just under 65 years my wife and I had a strong relationship

You might be lucky and get chicken soup. Dennis R's Morning Pun. Doctor- Doctor I have a ringing in my ears. Well answer it.

Two great minds think a like.

Seems to have the answer to everything. Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. A woman bought a piano from Nigeria. she brought it home and hired someone to tune it, the piano tuner struggled with it and after 15 minutes with it said, let me guess. West African piano? Yes how did you know asked...

My computer was locked cost me $270 to get it going again, I'ts getting as old I am thanks for the E/M

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? They are too wrapped up in themselves.

My scooter has the same yearly maintenance to keep the warranty.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. A renowned canoe builder was expanding his forest acreage . He took his son out to the outskirts of his forests, pointed to the horizon, and said, Son one day this will be oars.

Dennis R's Morning pun. What's easy to get into but hard to get out of? Trouble.

Strike a light.

Has I have mentioned before I have a scooter, I was looking for a comfortable one that had forward and reverse option, a swivel seat, being able to cut power off and move by pushing, safety belt, rear vision mirrors, headlight and turning lights and a large backpack, this had to be removed as I...