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    Joke Dad Joke 🐈‍⬛

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb that when you went skying you skied up the slope and came down on the chair lift,
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    Joke Should've stayed at the pub

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why did the cat put the letter M in the freezer? Because it turned ice into mice.
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    Joke Benighted!

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Mummy Mummy, why are we pushing the car off the cliff? Shut up or you will wake your father.
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    Joke Can you relate to this?

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Barbie, Barbie who, Barbie Q
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    Joke No place like home

    I bet the nuns use that track every day in the future.
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    Joke No place like home

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What is the longest word in the World? Smiles, because there is a mile between the beginning and the end.
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    Joke Weak Wisdom

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that you spent 2 hours in a department store looking for a cap with a peak at the back.
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    50 WAYS TO...

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. If horses wear shoes what do camels wear? Desert Boots.
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    Joke Not for me

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Mummy mummy I have just chopped my foot off. Then hop out of the kitchen I have just mopped the floor.
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    Cats & dogs

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock- Knock Who's there? Bea Bea who? Because I am worth it.
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    Joke Who do? Do you?

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What trees do fortune- tellers look at? Palms
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    Joke Hot handle holders

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that when you went water skying you spent all your holiday looking for a sloping lake.
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    Joke Hot handle holders

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Humphrey.
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    Joke Hymns!

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke Mummy mummy I hate my brothers guts. Shut up and eat what's on your plate.
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    Joke Dad Joke 🛌

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock, Whose there? Bassoon Bassoon who?. Bassoon things will be better.
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