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    Joke Dad Joke 👦

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Our goalkeeper is so dumb he will not catch the ball he thinks that's what the net is for.
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    Joke Leather

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What do cats eat as a special treat? Mice creams.
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    Quiz Game coming soon ....

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Why did the boy take his own toilet paper to the birthday party? Because he was a party pooper.
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    Joke GPS

    Knock -Knock, Who's there? Boxer, Boxer who? Boxer tricks.
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    Joke GPS

    Knock- Knock, Who's there, Boxer Boxer who? Boxer tricks.
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    The best parenting hack 🤣👏

    Dennis R's afternoon Joke. What's black when clean and white when dirty? A blackboard.
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    Joke Dad Joke 🐱

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Your dad is so dumb he walked into the electricity company with a $20 bill in each ear because he received a bill saying he was $40 in arrears.
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    Joke That'll fix it.

    Note the blond hair.
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    If only??? 😂🤣

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What do you call a Chinese cat that spies through windows? A Peking tom.
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    Are You Australian

    Dennis R's. Morning Joke. Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of socks, Well I'll be darned.
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    Joke Costly enjoyment

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock, Who's there? Biafra! Biafra who? Biafra'id, be very afraid
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    Joke Definitely the Collar ⚖️

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. If a butcher is 2 metres tall, wears size 11 boots what does he weigh? Meat
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    Friday Funnies: Parallel Parked Car | Abbott and Costello

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb that you fell in the sink while tap dancing.
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    URGENTLY ACQUIRED...

    Good One. Dennis R's Morning Joke. What happened to the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
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    Joke Dreaded Knock - Knock Jokes

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Doctor, Doctor I keep stealing things. Take one of these pills and if they do not work, bring me back a computer.
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