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Dennis R's Morning Joke What are feathers good for? Birds.

THIS IS A SICK JOKE SO BEWARE. Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Woman 1 Your son is terribly Spoiled. Woman 2 , How dare you he is not spoiled at all Woman1. Yes he is, he has just been hit by a bus.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana split, so iced screamed

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Why did the girl tear a page off the calendar? She wanted to take a month off.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Why do birds fly South? IT is too far to walk.

I would sooner have a foot as I have Gout in my right foot and it is driving me crazy.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Where do Lepers shop? At the secondhand store.

Sorry no joke yesterday afternoon 2 power outages . A tip from my cleaner about 3 weeks ago I bought a jar with a screw lid. 15 minutes later the lid was still on the Jar, in walks my cleaner Morning Dennis what you doing, she said I have a tip for you which my Mother as used all her life, get a...

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Baby Baby who? Sings baby baby baby I love you.

Dennis R;s Morning Joke. You are so dumb you invented nonstick glue.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why does a hummingbird hum? Because it does not know the words.

I have been a member of Beyond Bank for 50 years and had no trouble at all, when I go in they treat me in a real friendly way and any help you need they are quite efficent in helping you out.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. What is Mozart up to now ? Decomposing.

Knock - Knock Who's there? Babs babs who? Baboons are a type of apes

Dennis R's Morning Joke. What did the dentist say to the golfer? You have a hole in one.