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Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb that you fell in the sink while tap dancing.

Good One. Dennis R's Morning Joke. What happened to the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Doctor, Doctor I keep stealing things. Take one of these pills and if they do not work, bring me back a computer.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock-Knock Who's there Ben, Ben who? Ben away a long time.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What do you call a man who shaves 15 times a day? A barber.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that you took a gun with you when you went white - water rafting so you could shoot the rapids

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke What do you call a cat that loses a fight? Claude.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Doctor Doctor I'm afraid of the dark. Then leave the light on.

Good one. Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. 2 jokes this afternoon. Two policemen standing outside a pub with a dog, A guy comes out lifts the dogs tail shakes his head and walks off, a few minutes later another guy comes out and does the same thing, the policemen began to wonder what was...

Just come across this joke cannot resist not repeating it. Two policemen standing outside a pub with a dog, A guy comes out, lifts the dogs tail shakes his head and walks away, a few minutes later another guy comes out and does the same thing, the policemen begin to wonder but do not say...

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock- Knock, Who's there? Bart Bart who? Bart-enders serve drinks.

Thanks Observer.

I like it when my joke entries encourage members to reply with a joke.

Happy Father's Day to all members, I hope your families remember you. Dennis R's Morning Joke. Where does Friday come before Wednesday? In a dictionary.