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Dennis R's Morning Joke. Which bird tastes like butter? A Stork.

Dennis R's afternoon Joke. Why are sausages so bad mannered? They spit into the frypan.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Ahab. Ahab who? Ahab to go to the toilet quickly, make haste and open the door.

Thanks for your enquiry, still have to walk slowly, wish my scooter could be used inside, family room at one end of house main bedroom at the other.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke, Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? Becauase she never marries the best Man.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb you invented a lead balloon.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What bird succeeds? A budgie without teeth.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Teacher how was your holiday Penny? Penny, great me and my brother spent all the time burying each other in the sand. Teacher says that sounds like fun. Penny, Daddy said we can go back next year and find him.

When I first saw this joke they were walking through a forest when they came across a notice tacked to a tree, I wonder how many versions you get of a joke doing the rounds?

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Albert Albert Who? Albert you do not know who this is ?

To begin with I am sorry to hear of your Mothers loss. I live in Adelaid and always wear my Disabillity Pendant. at night this is in hand reach at the side of the bed I do not Know your mothers age but why no Pendant? If you was relying upon the cameras unfortunately they turned out useless...

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why do surgeons use masks when operating? Because if they make a mistake no one would know who did it.

Thanks for the good wishes, yes I live on my own, I was using my walker which finished on top of me took a piece out my hand now have nice blood stained piece of carpet, as they say old soldiers never die.