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Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb you stared at the orange juice container because it said concentrate

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. A woman goes to a doctor about her husband's temper, the doctor asks what's the problem, the woman says Doctor I do not Know what to do, everyday my husbands seems to lose his temper, the Doctor says I have a cure for that, when it seems that your husband is going...

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Paddy his fitting a kitchen in a posh house, when the woman asked him would he like a drink, paddy accepts and soon the lady comes back with a nice cup of coffee, it's excellent coffee to be sure says paddy, thank you said the woman my husband brought it from...

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke, Doctor- Doctor I feel like a cricket ball Hows that? Oh, not you as well.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Catch, Catch who? Bless you,

Dennis R's afternoon Joke. What did the piece of wood say to the drill? You bore me.

No joke this morning but show this to your grandchildren with I/ Phones, My Good Old Days. Back in the old days with tanners and bobs, when mothers had patience, and fathers had jobs, When football teams and families wore hand me down shoes, and TV stations gave you two channels to...

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You should go to the dentist and have some wisdom teeth put in.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why did the goose cross the road? To prove it was not chicken.

I always use cash, except for 2 yearly bills all my other bills are paid by direct credit, my Visa card is there for any emergencies especially when I had my car.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke- Doctor Doctor I think I am a video, I thought I had seen you before.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Muldoon's Pet Dog. Muldoon lived on his own in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company, one day the dog died and Muldoon went to the parish Priest and asked, father my dog is dead, can you say a mass for the poor creature? Father Patrick replied I'm...

Dennis R's. Morning Joke. I am Looking for my wife. Two guys one old and I young are pushing their carts around a large furniture store when they collided, the old guy said sorry about that, but I am looking for my wife and was not paying attention, the young guy said that's OK its a...

Dennis R's Morning Joke. This Joke gets a bit blue at the end. A young man went into the confessant box crying and told the priest, forgive me Father but I have sinned, what have you done asked the priest? A few weeks ago, I went into the library and stayed there until closing time, when I...

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock - Knock, Who's There Caitlin. Caitlin who? Caitlin any more money I am broke.