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Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock -Knock Who's there? Armageddon Armageddon who? Armageddon out of here.

Some years since I heard it last but a good one for new members.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. What is bigger upside down? The number 6.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. How can you double your money? Look at it in a mirror.

Thanks to all those who have sent me birthday greetings.

Because I am 96 today ( One more, one less) I have sorted out some birthday jokes. Why did the Teddy Bear decline birthday cake? Because he was already stuffed. What's a balloons least favorite music? Pop. It was an emotional birthday, even the cake was in tiers. What does a cake and...

Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb you invented a one-way escalator.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. What is a Bee's favorite meal? A Humberger.

Dennis R's Afternoon sick joke. The mother monster asked her son what was he doing with a saw and if he'd seen his brother, You mean my new half-brother mummy he replied.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Abbey Abbey who? Abbey hive is where honey is made.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What is there more of the lest you see? Darkness.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that you think a polygon is a dead parrot.

Dennis R 's Afternoon Joke. What is a Bees favorite meal? A humburgher.

If these idiots injure themselves and have to be taken to hospital they should be made to pay all expenses incurred.