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No joke this morning but show this to your grandchildren with I/ Phones, My Good Old Days. Back in the old days with tanners and bobs, when mothers had patience, and fathers had jobs, When football teams and families wore hand me down shoes, and TV stations gave you two channels to...

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You should go to the dentist and have some wisdom teeth put in.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why did the goose cross the road? To prove it was not chicken.

I always use cash, except for 2 yearly bills all my other bills are paid by direct credit, my Visa card is there for any emergencies especially when I had my car.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke- Doctor Doctor I think I am a video, I thought I had seen you before.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Muldoon's Pet Dog. Muldoon lived on his own in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company, one day the dog died and Muldoon went to the parish Priest and asked, father my dog is dead, can you say a mass for the poor creature? Father Patrick replied I'm...

Dennis R's. Morning Joke. I am Looking for my wife. Two guys one old and I young are pushing their carts around a large furniture store when they collided, the old guy said sorry about that, but I am looking for my wife and was not paying attention, the young guy said that's OK its a...

Dennis R's Morning Joke. This Joke gets a bit blue at the end. A young man went into the confessant box crying and told the priest, forgive me Father but I have sinned, what have you done asked the priest? A few weeks ago, I went into the library and stayed there until closing time, when I...

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock - Knock, Who's There Caitlin. Caitlin who? Caitlin any more money I am broke.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. What starts with an E, ends with an E but only has one letter in it? An Envelope.

Dennis R'rs, Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb that you took your mobile phone back to the shop because it had no cord

I had a similar broken glass experience brough to my attention as a supervisor at the factory I started at for a fortnight when we landed in Australia, one of my female staff came to my office in tears, sitting her down I asked what had upset her, she was a bit embarrassed to start with but...

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why did the chicken cross the road? To see the man laying bricks.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Doctor-Doctor I'm a wrestler and I feel awful. Get a grip on yourself then.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Cargo, Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

My Wall key safe has a 5- letter code, this his Distributed To Ambulance, Police, Fire Brigade if I have to get an answer when I use my safety pendant.

No joke this afternoon being October I'm airing a poem I wrote in October 2012. Fifty Shades Of Grey. High and mighty we still stand In this great Australian land We are members of the grey brigade Some with false teeth and hearing aids Every...

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why is milk the fastest thing in the world? Because it is pasteurized before you see it.

Dennis R's afternoon Joke. You are so dumb you thought the English Channel was an English TV Station.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Would you marry again,? A husband and wife Are sitting in bed reading When the wife looks over and asks the question. Wife, what would you do if I died, would you marry again? Husband Definitely not. Wife, why not, don't you like being Married? Husband, of...