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    Dennis replied to the thread Temperature.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke Your farmer uncle Peter is so dumb that he packed up and went to the city when he read in the paper that...
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke That time of year.
    Good one, never heard this one before. Dennis R's Morning Jole. Where do cats go for a school excursion? The mewseum
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke An exercise that suits me.
    When going through my old files I found this poem, wrote in my early membership days. Senior Discount Club what a find Surely this site...
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke An exercise that suits me.
    Mummy Mummy Why can't we buy a garbage disposal unit? Shut up and keep chewing.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke The Electrical Engineer.
    Being 96 I thought I had heard most jokes but not this one which made me Laugh
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    Dennis replied to the thread Collingswood Supporter.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke Knock - Knock who's there? Ben Hur, Ben Hur who? Ben Hur nearly an hour so let me in.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Healthy Patient.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What can you hold but never touch? A conversation.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Today at the cemetery.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb you have a stop sign at the top of your ladder.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Secret to long life.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Now you see it now you don't, Now you see it now you don't what is it? A black cat on a zebra crossing.
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    Dennis replied to the thread DOG/CAT OWNER.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Mummy Mummy Why is dad running in zig zags. Shut up and keep shooting.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 🐶.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock- Knock Who's there? Bezzer Bezzer who? Bezzer are black and yellow and make honey.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Teddy Bears.
    Good one.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 🐸.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What starts working when its fired? A rocket.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Riddle Afternoon Riddle 26.08.2025.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Would You Ask?.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb at Halloween you draw a face on the apple and go bobbin for Pumpkins.
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