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    Dennis replied to the thread TO HAVE CHILDREN.....
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What kind of cats go bowling? Alley Cats.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 🐸.
    Happy Birthday REET, things start to creak at 90, I find at 96 my legs and fingers give me trouble.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 🐸.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Mummy Mummy why can't we give grandma a proper burial? Shut up and keep flushing.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 🐈‍⬛.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb that when you went skying you skied up the slope and came down on the chair lift,
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Should've stayed at the pub.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why did the cat put the letter M in the freezer? Because it turned ice into mice.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Benighted!.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Mummy Mummy, why are we pushing the car off the cliff? Shut up or you will wake your father.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Can you relate to this?.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Barbie, Barbie who, Barbie Q
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke No place like home.
    I bet the nuns use that track every day in the future.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke No place like home.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What is the longest word in the World? Smiles, because there is a mile between the beginning and...
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Weak Wisdom.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that you spent 2 hours in a department store looking for a cap with a peak at the back.
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    Dennis replied to the thread 50 WAYS TO....
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. If horses wear shoes what do camels wear? Desert Boots.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Not for me.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Mummy mummy I have just chopped my foot off. Then hop out of the kitchen I have just mopped the floor.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Cats & dogs.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock- Knock Who's there? Bea Bea who? Because I am worth it.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Who do? Do you?.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What trees do fortune- tellers look at? Palms
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Hot handle holders.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that when you went water skying you spent all your holiday looking for a sloping lake.
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