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    Dennis replied to the thread Dad joke.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What did the burglar say to the woman who caught him stealing her silver? I'm at your service madam.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke The Abbot.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Boy. They say ignorance is bliss. Girl, then you should be the happiest boy in the world.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Fish.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What did Polly say when it fell in love with the frog? Polly wants a croaker.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 👺.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. How can you help a Cannibal? Give him a hand.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke When you have to babysit.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Bat. Bat who? Bat you will never guess.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke When you have to babysit.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. If everybody bought a white car, what would we have? A white carnation.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Remember saving up before buying? This $19,000 Afterpay bill shows this generation’s doing the opposite.
    My Motto is Jf you Cannot afford it do not buy it.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Wings 👼.
    Dennis R's afternoon Joke. You are so dumb you got your money back after having your mind read.
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    Dennis replied to the thread THE WEDDING.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What's a Pelicans favorite dish? Anything which fits the bill.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke MORRIS.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Cannibal 1. How do you make an explorer stew? Cannibal 2. Keep him waiting a few hours.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke MORRIS.
    Dennis R'rs Morning Joke. Knock - Knock. who's there? Bashful Bashful who? I am too shy to tell you.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Dad joke.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Why did the boy laugh after his operation? Because the surgeon left him in stiches.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Cauliflower ear.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke, You are so dumb you climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Cauliflower ear.
    Hilarious.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 🍽️.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What did the canary say when she laid a square egg? Ouch.
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