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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 🔋.
    A very clever one. Dennis R's Morning Joke. First Cannibal. Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal...
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke When you have to babysit.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock Knock Who's there? Barry Barry Who? Barry the treasure where no one will find it.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke RIP auto correct inventor..
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why can't anyone stay angry with actors? Because they always make up.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke The Affair.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 🫘.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why did the parrot wear a raincoat? Because it wanted to be Polly unsaturated.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Don't you just hate a cat?.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. First Cannibal. My girlfriends a tough old bird Second Cannibal, You...
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    Dennis replied to the thread Police Excuses.
    Dennis R's morning Joke. Knock Knock Whose there? Butcher Butcher who? Butcher your little arms around me
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    Dennis replied to the thread WRITING A BOOK....
    Good one.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Dad joke.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. WHY did the invisible man's wife understand him so well? Because she could see right through him.
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    Dennis replied to the thread IT'S CALLED A LIFT.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that you turned away when you saw a sign that said Disneyland Left.
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    Dennis replied to the thread IT'S CALLED A LIFT.
    Good one, keep them coming.
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    Dennis replied to the thread EMOTIONAL SUPPORT....
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Why do not baby birds smile? Would you if your mother kept shoving worms down your throat?
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    Dennis replied to the thread Riddle Afternoon Riddle 03.06.2025.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Carbs joke.
    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why did the Surfer stop surfing? Because the seaweed.
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    Dennis replied to the thread How Mummy and Daddy Met.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock -Knock Who's there? Bark Bark who? Barking up the wrong tree.
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