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    Dennis replied to the thread PADDY SEES THE BISHOP....
    The Irish are in trouble again.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Autocorrect..
    Dennis R's Afternoon sick joke. What do you get if you sit under a cow? A pat on the head.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Wrong Division!.
    'Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock - Knock Who's there? Alison, Alison who? Alison to the radio.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Take Heed.
    Dennis R's Morning Pun. What's easier to give than receive? Criticism.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Smart Thinking!.
    Dennis R's Morning pun. Funny Insults. You are so dumb you planted birdseed because you wanted to raise canaries.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Sheep Dog Date 🐑.
    Good one.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke cloud ☁️.
    Dennir R'a .Afternoon Joke. Why are four legged animals bad dancers? Because they have two left feet.
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    Dennis replied to the thread THE START OF THE 'WOKES'.
    Dennis R's Morning Pun. Today we come to the new sick joke section so beware. What' green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus...
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Twins!.
    Dennis R's Afternoon joke. Knock -knock. who's there? Alison Alison Who? Alison to the radio.
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    Dennis replied to the thread QUESTIONAIRE FOR INTELLECTS.
    Dennis R's Morning Pun. Today we start a new book, it has768 pages, with jokes and riddles. Knock Knock jokes, Pratical jokes, sick...
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    Dennis replied to the thread Fairy Rales.
    Too true. Hi everyone, these jokes are the last two in my present book, but a new book is available from tomorrow Morning. Knock -...
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    Dennis replied to the thread SEX OVER 50....
    Or not available.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke The one for me.
    I will have to think about that with their next argument.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dear John.
    Dennis R's Morning Pun. What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ? About 3,000 miles
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke The one for me.
    I have a pair of socks I put on my wrists, the left one speaks with an Australian accent, the right one speaks with an English accent...
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