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    Dennis replied to the thread At the Welfare Office.
    Quick thinking. Dennis R's Afternoon Joke, Knock- Knock. Who's there? Barbie Barbie who? Barbie Q.
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    Dennis replied to the thread SPICE GIRLS....
    They do not look very spicy. Dennis R's Morning Pun. ..How do you stop a pig from smelling? Put a cork in his nose.
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    Dennis replied to the thread A Bit Punny.....
    Very funny.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Step On It.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke Knock - Knock Who's there? Satin Satin who? Who sat in my chair.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 📆.
    Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why do horses only wear shoes? Because they would look silly with socks on.
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    Dennis replied to the thread The Human Lightbulb.
    Dennis R's Morning Pun. What does elephants have that no other animals does ? Baby elephants
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 😨.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock-knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow good asking me.
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    Dennis replied to the thread MAN, I HATE CURSIVE!.
    Nice to see you admitting
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    Dennis replied to the thread MAN, I HATE CURSIVE!.
    Dennis R's Morning Pun. What goes tick tick woof? A watch dog.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke My Mistake.
    Dennis R 's Afternoon Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Betty Betty who? ,Betty late than never.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke The Old Couple.
    Saw this joke a moment ago which I have not seen before. Food inspector in a bakery catches Paddy using his false teeth to do the...
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke The Old Couple.
    Dennis R's Morning Pun. What did the cat have for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Still Think Young.
    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What did one flea say to the other? Shall we walk or take the dog?
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    Dennis replied to the thread AUSTRALIAN SPACE AGENCY.
    Will you no come back again. Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock- Knock. Who's there? Celia Celia who? Celia later alligator.
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    Dennis replied to the thread UFOS - BEWARE.
    Dennis R 's Afternoon Joke. What's the same size and shape of an elephant but weighs nothing? an elephant's shadow.
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