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DDennis replied to the thread Joke My Dog!.Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Why was the father centipede so upset? All of his kids needed new shoes.
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DDennis replied to the thread NINE LIVES.How about 2 demerit points?
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DDennis replied to the thread Joke Insider Trading.Good one Reet
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DDennis replied to the thread Joke Insider Trading.Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why is a snail stronger than an elephant? A snail carries it's house, and an elephant only carries his...
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DDennis replied to the thread A NIGHT OUT.Dennis R's Morning Pun. What has two hands, no fingers, stands still, and Runs A clock.
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DDennis replied to the thread I'M COLD....Getting old, missed out Knock Knock, penalty of watching the cricket at the same time
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DDennis replied to the thread I'M COLD....Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Who's there? Sancho Sancho who? Sancho a letter, but you never answered.
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DDennis replied to the thread ALWAYS WEAR UNDERWEAR.At least the wife had something to compare with. Dennis R's Morning Pun. Hickory dickory dock. three mice ran up the clock, the...
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DDennis replied to the thread Joke Toe Be Or Not Toe Be!.To all my followers, I am getting to the end of my present book which as cut out varicose different subjects perhaps making it a bit...
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DDennis replied to the thread Joke Toe Be Or Not Toe Be!.Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock- Knock Who's there/ Abbott Abbott who? Abbott time you opened this door.
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DDennis replied to the thread Joke Toe Be Or Not Toe Be!.Dennis R 's Morning Pun. Why do cows use the doorbell? Because their horns don't work.
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DDennis replied to the thread Joke The Older I Get!.Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why did the viper vipe her nose? Because the adder 'ad 'er 'an kerchief.
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DDennis replied to the thread ONLY IN AUSTRALIA... 2.Does it come in different sizes?
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DDennis replied to the thread FIREWORKS INJURIES.And a Happy New Year too you as well, soon I will be changing to a new Book as the old one is nearly finished.
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DDennis replied to the thread FIREWORKS INJURIES.Those were the days in the Uk, weeks before bonfire night we would start to gather rubbish for the bonfires we would have in the cobbled...