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    Dennis replied to the thread Where Are You Going, Missy ?.
    Dennis R's Morning Pun. What did the skunk say when the wind changed direction? Ahhh, it's all coming back to me now.
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    Dennis replied to the thread ME IN HEAVEN.
    Very colorful.
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    Dennis replied to the thread PHOTO FROM 1946.
    Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock-Knock Who's there? Theresa Theresa who? Theresa green.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke What Dogs Do 🐶.
    Dennis R's Morning Pun and also an Addition. Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied her. Why can't you play games in the...
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    Dennis replied to the thread BABY CARROTS.
    Knock-Knock. Who's There? Arthur Athur who? Arthur anymore jellybeans in the jar?
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Red Potion No.9.
    A good one, I have never heard it before.
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    Dennis replied to the thread SOMETHING YOU REALLY LIKE....
    Thats what they used to do to the Arab workers when they were building the Pyramids they did not want them wasting energy on their wives.
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    Dennis replied to the thread SOMETHING YOU REALLY LIKE....
    Would be hard to pick which one to buy. my choice would be black. Dennis R's Morning Pun. How do you hire a horse? Put four...
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Christmas Jokes.
    Are you trying to say I have dropped a clangor, all my school mates called me Ding.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Christmas Jokes.
    Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock - Knock Who's there? Haywood, Hugh, and Harry, Haywood, Hugh and Harry who? Haywood Hugh...
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    Dennis replied to the thread I’ve Met These People on the SDC❣️.
    Dennis R's, Afternoon Joke. Why do underachievers love New Year's Eve? It's the one time of year you can drop the ball and...
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Make Up Your Mind!.
    Dennis R's Morning Pun. How do you stop an elephant from smelling? Tie a knot in his trunk.
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    Dennis replied to the thread Joke Dad Joke 1️⃣.
    Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock-Knock who's there? Orson. Orson who? Orson cart.
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    Dennis replied to the thread FLAT TIRE IN ALASKA.
    One of the passengers will have to take its place.
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    Dennis replied to the thread THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT.
    Good one, reminds me of an old one, Paddy and his father were walking through the woods when they saw this notice on this tree trunk...
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